Just kidding, no spoilers here. But I did finish the new Harry Potter yesterday afternoon. DH and I had a deal: he would pre-order from Amazon, but I would be allowed to read it first, since I read freakishly fast (I didn’t take a course or anything, I am just a Big Dork). Even though I’m sure the mail truck was bottoming out from all the extra weight, our beloved postal worker delivered the goods about the usual time on Saturday afternoon. DH saw him pull away, and ran out post haste to get the mail. Upon his return:
Him: Well, it’s here!
Me: Oh, good!
Him, waving the package at me: So, go ahead. Start reading.
Me, virtuous housekeeper: Yup, I will. I’ve just got to finish up with the laundry.
Him: NO! I can’t start until you finish. Get going! NOW NOW NOW!*
And so, you see, it is my husband’s fault that I stayed up way too late Saturday night reading. Therefore my guaranteed-to-be-poor performance at work today will also be his fault, since I didn’t fully recover yesterday.
*This conversation might contain some slight inaccuracies, but it’s my blog and I can modify memories as I see fit — thanks for the tip, Professor Slughorn! (Ok, one tiny spoiler — couldn’t resist!)
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