Yesterday I almost bit off a coworker’s head. And not with mere words, either. Actual cannibalism was very nearly committed, by me. So, for anyone who prefers that I not sever your pretty necks with my razor-sharp Teeth of Fury, please take note:
1. Do not talk down to me. I’m nice, but my pet peeve is people who patronize (my pet peeve is alliterative, isn’t that cool!?), and I will get mean.
2. Do not act as though I’m not doing my job. I am, and I’m doing a good job, and you are not the boss of me anyway. So there. [blows raspberries to demonstrate maturity and professionalism]
3. Do not keep repeating the same question. I answered that question. I do not have time or patience to tell you again that I will take care of it. I WILL TAKE CARE OF IT.
4. Do not offer suggestions if you A) do not know what you are talking about, and/or B) have nothing to do with the project at hand. See #s 2 and 3 above, and know that I AM DOING MY JOB AND I WILL TAKE CARE OF IT.
In other news, Raisin is quite herself again, except for an antibiotic-induced diaper rash with PAIN and SWELLING and REDNESS ouch ouch ouch.
Oh, we need a little Christmas, right this very minute….
Life in the Fruit Salad household is:Crazy. Wonderful. Exhausting. Exhilarating. Chaotic. Full. Blessed.