Message Board

To the two guys who rescued my Reese’s from the evil office vending machine: I know I told you yesterday, but you really are my heroes! (Seriously, I know I was being all nonchalant about filling out the claim envelope for my 70 cents, but inside I was FREAKING OUT because I didn’t have any more change and I wanted — I mean the baby needed — some chocolate.)

To the gentleman I encountered this morning on the commute to work: Don’t you think it was a little early for all the road rage-y scariness, dude? Cut back on the caffeine, or drink more — whatever you gotta do! Oh, and also? I’m rubber and you’re glue.

To the kids in Raisin’s toddler class at daycare: I love that you all shout, “Raisin’s mommy!” when I come to pick her up. It makes me feel like a giant Norm on a very small-scale version of “Cheers.” Of course, “Cheers” will be to you what “I Love Lucy” is to me…. Still, I know Ricky Ricardo, so you should know Norm Peterson. This is your HERITAGE. Be proud.

To the guy at the technology help desk at work: “Help desk,” my foot. Thanks for nothing.

To myself: Get back to work.


About Grape

I've got the world's best kids and husband. Great house, steady job. I'm living the American dream. The trick is to appreciate it. I'm working on that part.
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