Search Strings!

I had nothing to write about until… I checked my recent search strings. I’m a real, live blogger now, kids — I actually have some interesting ones!

life skills class mn: I’m pretty sure I specifically said I have no skills. At all.

playb0y Brooke Shields: I don’t even want to think about the kind of traffic that’s gonna bring me.

Julie loves Kirby: I just said I admired the guy, OK?

raisin picture: If you’re looking for pictures of my daughter, I’m very sorry that I lied to the whole internet. I’ll never do it again. If you’re looking for pictures of dried grapes, I’m gonna need to know why.

jamba juice pregnancy: Rock on! Just watch out for the “femme boost” — a snotty Jamba Juice lady lectured me about ordering that one while pregnant.

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About Grape

I've got the world's best kids and husband. Great house, steady job. I'm living the American dream. The trick is to appreciate it. I'm working on that part.
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One Response to Search Strings!

  1. Rude Cactus says:

    Not only are they life skills classes, they’re life skills classes in Minnesota, apparently. Okay, so, where are the shots of Brooke? ;-)–>

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