Just Watch What You Say To Me

Him: I like your pregnant belly. You know that, right?
Me: Do you like my big, fat pregnant butt, too?
Him, sensing danger: Yes?
[stony silence]
Him: I mean, your butt doesn’t look any different than it usually does?
Me: So it’s always fat?

Raisin’s toy vacuum: Oh, boy! This place is a mess!
Me: Shut your trap, Dusty.

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About Grape

I've got the world's best kids and husband. Great house, steady job. I'm living the American dream. The trick is to appreciate it. I'm working on that part.
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