Realizing How Apt A Metaphor It Is

Dear Elephants,

I think it would just be easier for everyone if you stopped pooping altogether. Thank you.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, there’s an escaped lion wreaking havoc among the acrobats, and the ringmaster is having a panic attack.

Sincerely,

Grape

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About Grape

I've got the world's best kids and husband. Great house, steady job. I'm living the American dream. The trick is to appreciate it. I'm working on that part.
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One Response to Realizing How Apt A Metaphor It Is

  1. isabel says:

    Sounds like your life is a load of crap right now (haa-I kill me)…

    Good luck wading through it all.

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