In the end…

…parenting always seems to come back to one all-consuming subject.  Even the jokes, such as they are:

Raisin: Apple pooped.

Me: It happens.

My mom: Hey, that would make a good bumper sticker.

Raisin, after I accidentally flung a sheet into the light fixture while putting clean linens on her bed: Mommy, what happened?

Me: The sheet hit the fan…..  There’s nobody here who will think that’s funny.  I have to call Daddy.

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About Grape

I've got the world's best kids and husband. Great house, steady job. I'm living the American dream. The trick is to appreciate it. I'm working on that part.
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One Response to In the end…

  1. Erin says:

    Julie, I think you’re funny! Actually, I just snorted a little wine up my nose when I read that last one.

    No one ever gets my jokes either.

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