I am fairly certain that Apple swallowed a googly eye yesterday. I put out the Halloween decorations, and it did not occur to me that the glue on the ghost I made in 1988 might not be all that strongly bonded anymore.
When we found Apple, he had one eye in his mouth, which we removed post haste. The other eye hasn’t been spotted. I eagerly await the moment when it stares up at me from his diaper. It’ll be a fitting punishment for my dumbassiness.