It Can’t Be The Weirdest Thing A Kid Has Ever Swallowed…

I am fairly certain that Apple swallowed a googly eye yesterday.  I put out the Halloween decorations, and it did not occur to me that the glue on the ghost I made in 1988 might not be all that strongly bonded anymore.

When we found Apple, he had one eye in his mouth, which we removed post haste.  The other eye hasn’t been spotted.  I eagerly await the moment when it stares up at me from his diaper.  It’ll be a fitting punishment for my dumbassiness.

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I've got the world's best kids and husband. Great house, steady job. I'm living the American dream. The trick is to appreciate it. I'm working on that part.
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3 Responses to It Can’t Be The Weirdest Thing A Kid Has Ever Swallowed…

  1. It’s like a very early colonoscopy – if only the googly eye could talk.

  2. I’ve pulled screws out of Ian’s mouth.

    More than once.

  3. Erin says:

    Dirt, rocks, cigarette butts, a shingle, ant poison, paper (lots of paper), a penny, a quarter, markers, crayons, trash, soap…

    I could go on, but it’s creepy. I promise I really do take care of my children!

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