Why, darling daughter Orange, have you chosen this week to be maybe sort of unsure if you really need two naps? This week, with its job interviews, my best friend’s wedding on Saturday, and the visit from your Grandpa (who is, to be fair, the World’s Easiest Houseguest, but he is still your Grandpa and I like to leave him with the impression that his beloved grandchildren live in an environment that is at least occasionally clean).
GO TO SLEEP. Or, if you’re going to be awake, be happy about it. Thank you. Love, Mommy.