I heard a Checker Auto Parts (or some such store) commercial on the radio the other day, and it inspired me to provide this public service announcement.

Attention All Heterosexual Men,

Please be advised that NONE of the following things will turn you into a female:

Doing something nice for your wife.

Having things other than tools and auto parts in the garage.

Grocery shopping.

Being gay.  (This was not actually addressed in the commercial, but in a song I heard.  Also, please know that you can use lotion or even get a pedicure, and still be neither gay nor a woman once you are finished.)

It’s true.  Honest.


About Grape

I've got the world's best kids and husband. Great house, steady job. I'm living the American dream. The trick is to appreciate it. I'm working on that part.
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One Response to Dudes

  1. Erin says:

    Man, I totally hate those commercials. There’s one out here that said something to the effect of “This Valentine’s Day, you should tell your wife how much she really means to you. But, since you’re not *that* guy, just buy her some shiny diamonds instead!”

    WTF? And they wonder why we persist in thinking that all men are idiots?

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