that I asked the Jellyman to buy me some glycerine for bubble solution? And the only form he could find was as suppositories, so he came home with like this giant pack of suppositories so that I could make the stupid bubbles? And he was all, “That was awesome, thanks for that experience?”
And then it only took part of the pack to make the bubbles, which were lame anyway, so we’ve had these glycerine suppositories sitting in the kitchen cupboard for months? And the Jellyman’s brain somehow blocked out the entire humiliating event? And then he came across the remainder of the suppository pack when he was looking for something else, and he was all, “Why in the hell do we have suppositories in the KITCHEN CUPBOARD?” And I had to remind him that he went all over the pharmacy and had to discuss the uses of glycerine with some teenage pharmacy employee in order to find stuff so his kids could make bubbles that weren’t nearly as good as the store-bought kind?
And he said, “Right, I think you still owe me for that.”
I probably do. But it’s still funny.