I’m on day 3 of a tension/sinus headache that won’t stay gone, so if this list seems unnecessarily harsh, blame it on that. Also, shut it. You wanna be on the list?
- Gordon Brown
- My kids
- It’s not Feb-u-ary or nup-tu-al, it’s Feb-ru-ary and nuptial (nup-shul). Why don’t all the people who whine about “nuc-u-lar” get upset about these?
- The weather. Rain, don’t rain — just pick one.
- The new foaming handsoap dispenser. The intended calming effect of the scent is pretty much undone by the horribly high-pitched squeak of the pump.
Got any to add?