AKA: A Bunch of Ideas I Had for Blog Posts, But I Couldn’t Think of Enough Examples for Any of Them to Actually Be Blog Posts
Mean Things I Think on the Bus
“Your spiral perm and Sharpie-esque eyeliner lead me to believe you are like every girl I hated in junior high.”
My Favorite New Things Downtown
-The LED displays that tell what time your bus or train is coming. (Thing that hasn’t changed: the way people line up on the sidewalk in a preordained hierarchy of bus entry, and get all mad if a new person comes to ride and upsets the natural order. I guess junior high and buses will always be united.)
-How this time I am the woman with cute shoes zipping through the skyway, instead of the pregnant, waddling woman past whom she is zipping (sorry, pregnant girl – your day will come – and, hey, congratulations!).
Super Weird Things About Me
-I cannot run down stairs. Up, but not down.
-Bad grammar in song lyrics bugs me an unnatural amount, especially when it’s not necessary to make the rhythm work out. Lady Gaga, please tell me why you and I can’t have a bad romance.
-After I eat a really big meal or unhealthy snack, I brush my teeth for an extra long time. I think part of me believes that undoes the calories I’ve eaten.
-I love first kisses in movies and on TV. I have watched my favorite ones so many times that if we still had VHS, there would be holes in the tapes. I have sort-of-seriously considered making myself a greatest hits DVD so I could watch them all together.