The assignment: Write a personal ad for your character, like one you would find on a dating site… We’re not looking for the ad to be part of a piece – we want it to be THE piece. And we’d like you to do it in 300 words or less.
I am not just any other girl, and I deserve not just any other guy.
I am attractive: my last boyfriend said I had the BEST pheromones. Come on over and smell me!
I have a great sense of humor. For example, I own this t-shirt from Starbucks. Funny, right!?
I am trendy, but I appreciate the classics. I know all the words to the Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme song. It’s a rap!
I love to go out, but I am also a great cook. I throw great dinner parties. Have you tried Paula Deen’s Krispy Kreme burgers?
Love me, love my ferret.
My number one qualification for a potential mate is sophistication. Also, you should be tall.